January 2012
3 tags
hey everybody go follow lauren →
December 2011
holigay:
even my shampoo is in a relationship…
YOU'RE NOW IN THE PRESENCE OF A BOSS: Send me the... →
æ: Post a picture of yourself. ✌: Share a childhood memory. ♡:Make a confession. ❁: Share one of your insecurities. ✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird. ☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past. ♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile. ☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to...
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
1 tag
Me: Okay so theres two penguins in an elevator right?
and one penguin says
“hey can you pass me the ketchup?”
and the other penguin goes
“what do i look like to you, a rock?”
loolololololtrololtrolol
Friend: time to take your medicine
kanyewestsjaw:
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
